Hounds of Baskerville
  • Henry: I saw a scary as fuck dog on the mooooors
  • Sherlock: lol I don't care
  • Henry: HOUND
  • Sherlock: John get your coat we're going to Devon
  • ~LATER~
  • Sherlock: I can actually drive I just like spending needless money on cabs
  • John: town
  • Sherlock: let's go
  • Innkeeper: so you guys are gay I'm gay too everything is gay in this show here have a gay room like the start of every holiday fanfiction ever -
  • John: FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AIN'T HOMOSEXUAL
  • Innkeeper: bye have fun I hope your gay boyfriend who you are gay with doesn't snore
  • ~MEANWHILE~
  • Sherlock: hello quaint townsman I hear you saw a dog I bet my boyfriend you didn't
  • Townsman: fuck you I did tho
  • John: lol I get 50 quid for free
  • ~AND THEN~
  • Sherlock: Let's break into a top secret military base using my brother's nicked ID which HAS A PHOTO ON IT lol they'll never guess it's not him for twenty minutes
  • John: I am a captain
  • Sherlock: trolololol
  • ~INVETIGATION IN PROGRESS~
  • Sherlock: rabbit
  • Stapleton: rabbit
  • John: hold the fuck up - rabbit?
  • Frankland: hello I am being introduced in a rather pointed way which suggests I am either the perpetrator of the crime or directly involved in some underhand dealings also have my cell number gurl
  • Sherlock: kthanks
  • John: Your cheekbones are kicking right off in this shot, mate
  • Sherlock:
  • John: Your coat
  • Sherlock:
  • John: stop being attractive
  • Sherlock:
  • John: I meant mysterious
  • ~THEN~
  • Lestrade: HEY GURLS HEY
  • John: FAMILY HOLIDAY IN DEVON
  • Lestrade: just casually confirming my greg-ness and my possible association with your brother
  • Sherlock: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
  • ~BUT THEN~
  • Henry: liberty in liberty in liberty in
  • Sherlock: let's take a man with mental health problems into the place which probably has a load of triggers for him because this episode is also called The Asshole in Baskerville
  • John: MY MILITARY SENSES ARE TINGLING MORSE CODE
  • Sherlock: HOUNNNNNND i saw nothing
  • Henry: SHIT SCARED THAT IS ALL
  • ~TWO NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS LATER~
  • Sherlock: alcoholdl
  • John: you're having an emotion
  • Sherlock: jkfeoadjfFUCK YOU I'M FINE
  • John: you're raving like a monkey on acid
  • Sherlock: FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS
  • John: fine. okay. then. well. someone's sleeping on the rug tonight and it won't be me.
  • ~CHATTING UP THE LADY~
  • Frankland: just casually ruining everything
  • John: oh goddammit i can't get off with anyone
  • ~THE NEXT DAY~
  • Sherlock: john
  • John:
  • Sherlock: john
  • John:
  • Sherlock: John I don't have friends. I just have one.
  • John:
  • Sherlock: John you're amazing. John you're fantastic.
  • John: okay.
  • Sherlock: insults.
  • ~LATER STILL~
  • Sherlock: casually performing traumatising experiment on my self confessed only friend
  • John: crying
  • Sherlock: i have the internet inside my head MIND PALACE hound indiana liberty frankland cell
  • John: therapist danger shit
  • Sherlock: TO THE MOORS
  • Henry: fuck this shit I'm out
  • Sherlock: DEDUCTIONS
  • Moriarty: BOO
  • Frankland: JOKES JUST ME
  • Dog: HOUND
  • John and Lestrade: FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT
  • Sherlock: Look henry it's just a dog and everything is going to be fine also I am still a jerk
  • ~MEANWHILE~
  • Moriarty: SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK
18,331 notes
One of the cruellest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do. Douglas Coupland (via kentuckystalker)

(Source: seabois, via vuxr)

18,555 notes

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

(via floyd--the--barber)

242,657 notes
bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift